20 забавни неща, с които да подлудиш съквартиранта си

1. Всеки път, когато видиш съквартиранта си, му викай "Идиот!" и го ритай в корема. След това му купи сладолед.
2. Претършувай стаята, когато той не е наоколо. След това излез и изчакай да се върне. Когато дойде, влез и се прави на изненадан. Кажи : "Опаа, явно ТЕ са били тук отново".
3. Всеки път, когато се събудиш, започни да крещиш: "Помощ! Помощ! Къде съм?!" и тичай из стаята за няколко минути. После се върни в леглото. Ако съквартирантът те попита, кажи му, че не знаеш за какво говори.
   
   
    Другите ме домързява да ги превеждам, затова:
4. Draw a tiny, black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, it’s spreading.”
5. Lock the door while your roommate is out. When he/she comes back and tries to unlock it, yell, “Don’t come in, I’m naked!” Keep this up for several hours. When you finally let your roommate in, immediately take off all of your clothes, and ignore your roommate.
6. Feign a serious illness for two weeks. Have a priest come to your room and visit you. Write out a will, leaving everything to your roommate. One day, miraculously “recover.” Insist that your roommate write out a will, leaving everything to you. Every time he/she coughs, excitedly say, “Oooh, are you dying?”
7. Keep a spider in a jar for three days. Then get rid of the spider. If your roommate asks, say, “Oh, he’s around here somewhere.”
8. Tell your roommate, “I’ve got an important message for you.” Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can’t remember what the message was. Later on, say, “Oh, yeah, I remember!” Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
9. While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
10. Make a sandwich. Don’t eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, “Hey, where is my sandwich!?” Complain loudly that you are hungry.
11. Throw darts at a bare wall. All of a sudden, act excited, telling your roommate that you hit the bull’s eye.
12. Call your roommate “Clyde” by accident. Start doing so every so often. Increase the frequency over the next few weeks, until you are calling him “Clyde” all the time. If your roommate protests, say, “I’m sorry. I won’t do that anymore, Murray.”
13. When your roommate comes in, pretend that you are on the phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After you hang up, say, “That was your mom. She said she’d call back.”
14. Start wearing a crown, all the time. If your roommate tells you to take it off, say, “Who do you think you are? A king?”
15. Sign your roommate up for various activities. (Campus tour guide, blood donor, organ donor).
16. Buy a lamp. Tell your roommate it’s a magic lamp, with a genie inside it. Spend a week thinking about what to wish for. At the end of the week, report that someone has released the genie from the lamp. Blame your roommate.
17. Put up flyers around the building, reporting that your roommate is missing. Offer a reward for his/her safe return.
18. Buy a watermelon. Draw a face on it and give it a name. Ask your roommate if the watermelon can sleep in his/her bed. If your roommate says no, drop the watermelon out the window. Make it look like a suicide. Say nasty things about your roommate at the funeral.
19. Keep some worms in a shoebox. When doing homework, go and consult with the worms every so often. Then become angry, shouting at the worms that they’re stupid and they don’t know what they’re talking about.
20. Leave the room at random, knock on the door, and wait for your roommate to let you back in. If he/she asks about it, go on a tangent about the importance of good manners.